Funny...my wife already says the same exact thing, and I'm more or 
     less alive. It's because of what you have to put up with to have all 
     that fun.
     
     Chip Brown
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Subject: Funny Morgan Story
Author:  Bob Nogueira <nogera@prodigy.net> at nylanr01
Date:    10/8/97 9:07 PM
-- [ From: Bob Nogueira * EMC.Ver #3.1a ] --
     
Been much too quiet here on the list lately. Figure I got to start something 
going. Since I not sure Will is around for  me to taunt how about Funny 
Morgan stories ?
     
Casper WY.  I  Just pull into a Sears parking lot to run in and buy a jack. 
Of course the tops down,  temp is an nice 80 (F) and I'm looking forward to 
a nice day of High speed driving .
I pull in  next to a Buick.  As I am getting out of the Morgan a sweet gray 
haired  Grandmother  ( minimum 75 yrs old ) is getting into her Buick.  
     
As I walk by her car she calls to me, " Excuse me, But what brand of car is 
that?"
     
" It;s a Morgan " I respond .
     
"I's it British ? ", she asks.
     
"Why yes " 
     
"I thought so.  You  Have that same 'Shit eating grin'  my late husband 
always had when he drove his MG."
     
Bob   Nogueira
     
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