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To: triumphs@autox.team.net
Subject: humour no LBC
From: vafred@erols.com
Date: Mon, 15 Mar 1999 23:25:28 -0800
vafred@erols.com wrote:
> 
> A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He
>  walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very
>  close to nature and even close to God.
> 
>  He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God
>  would listen. So he asked, "God, are you listening?"
> 
>  And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here."
> 
>  The man stopped and pondered some more. He looked
>  towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years
>  to you?" God replied, "Well my son, a second to me is
>  like a million years to you."
> 
>  So the man continued to walk and to ponder... walk and
>  ponder... Then he looked to the sky again and said,
>  "God, what is a million dollars to you?" And God
>  replied, "My son, my son...a penny to me is like a
>  million dollars to you. It means almost nothing to me.
>  It does not even have a value it is so little."
> 
>  The man looked down, pondered a bit and then looked up
>  to the sky and said, "God, can I have a million
>  dollars?"
> 
>  And God replied, "In a second."
> 
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