I don't know where else this might come from but Mike Cross (folk,
bluegrass singer - not Michael Cross) has this in a song.
Roger Elliott
On Fri, 14 Jan 2000, Fred Thomas wrote:
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> A little humour to end the week on, our fellow LBC's across the pond might
> enjoy.
> A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after
> finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.
> As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and
> decided to take a nap with his back against a tree.
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> As he slept, two young lasses walked down the road and
> heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. They saw him, and one
> said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under
> his kilt." She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised
> his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.
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> Her friend said, "Well, he has solved a great mystery for us,
> now! He must be rewarded!"
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> So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it
> around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two
> walked away.
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> Some time later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of
> nature, and walked around to the other side of the tree to
> relieve himself. He raised his kilt...and saw where the blue
> ribbon was tied. After several moments of bewilderment, the
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> Scotsman said...
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> "I donna know where y'been laddie...
> ......but it's nice ta' know y'won first prize!"
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