Seems she might be in for a dramatic catastrophic change !
I have this vision of the Incredible Hulk, before and after !
From: Fred Thomas [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 8:17 AM
Subject: unsigned messages
this is a copy of a note I found on my kitchen table this a.m.
Looking at the T/R3 yesterday, the wax job looks great !!
Grass has not been cut in 2 weeks
Tires and wheels are well groomed
Nothing has been trimmed in 6 months
Engine compartment is really sharp
The back deck has not been cleaned in 2 years
The interior is really spotless
3 rooms remain unpainted from 2 years ago
The garage is sure well organized
I have no idea when anything was picked-up in your computer room
If everything around the house were as well taken care of as those cars
Do the seats in the T/R 3 recline for a bed
Is there anything special I can fix you for dinner this evening
Have a nice day == Your Tolerant Wife.