>
> A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country
when
> his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and raised the hood to see if he
> could find out what had happened.
>
> A brown and white cow slowly lumbered from the field she had been grazing
in
> over to the car and stuck her head under the hood beside the man.
>
> After a moment the cow looked at the man and said, "Looks like a bad
> carbuerator to me." Then she walked back into the field and began grazing
> again.
>
> Amazed, the man walked back to the farmhouse he had just passed, where he
met a
> farmer. "Hey, mister, is that your cow in the field?" he asked.
>
> The farmer replied, "The brown and white one? Yep, that's old Bessie."
>
> The man then said, "Well my car's broken down, and she just said, 'Looks
like a
> bad carbuerator to me.'"
>
> The farmer shook his head and said, "Don't mind old Bessie, son. She
don't
> know a thing about cars."
>
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