> >thought you ladies would appreciate this one...
>
> >Dear Help Desk,
> >
> >Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
> >that
> >the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
> >modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had
> >operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
> >
> >In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
> >such
> >as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0
> >and NBA 3.0.
> >
> >Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes
> >the
> >system.
> >
> >I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
> >avail.
> >
> >Please help!
> >
> >--Desperate
> >
> >
> >
> >Dear Desperate,
> >
> >Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
> >while
> >Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
> >C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0
> >should
> >then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
> >But
> >remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence
> >2.5,
> >HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
> >
> >Beer 6.1 is a virus that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV sound
> >files.
> >
> >DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
> >program.
> >These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> >
> >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
> >memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
> >additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend
> >HotFood
> >3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
> >
> >--Help Desk
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