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Happy Easter!!!

To: spridgets@autox.team.net, healeys@autox.team.net, mgs@autox.team.net
Subject: Happy Easter!!!
From: JustBrits@aol.com
Date: Sun, 4 Apr 1999 13:17:09 EDT
Reply-to: JustBrits@aol.com
Sender: owner-spridgets@autox.team.net
 
 A man was blissfully driving his BJ-7 Healey along the highway, when he saw 
the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.  He swerved to avoid 
hitting the bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car 
and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.  Candy, too.
 
 The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to 
the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the bunny 
carrying the basket.  Much to his dismay, the colorful bunny was dead.  The 
driver felt guilty and began to cry.
 
 A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the 
road and pulled over.  She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was 
wrong.
 
 "I feel terrible," he explained.  "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and 
killed him. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
 
  The woman told the man not to worry.  She know exactly what to do. She went 
to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can.  She walked over to the limp 
dead bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry 
animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up 
the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on 
down the road.  50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved 
and hoped on down the road another 50 yards, turned waved, hopped another 50 
yards and waved again!
 
 The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is
 in your spray can?"
 
 The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
 It said: "Hair Spray.  Restores life to dead hair.  Adds permanent wave."
 
  


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