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State Mottos. Tiny bit of LBC

To: "spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: State Mottos. Tiny bit of LBC
From: "Steve Byers" <byers@cconnect.net>
Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 10:50:13 -0400
Reply-to: "Steve Byers" <byers@cconnect.net>
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New state mottos for the millenium.  Should be something here to annoy most
everyone.

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
 
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
  
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
  
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
  
California: As Seen on TV
  
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
 
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and
With Less Character
 
Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our
Water
  
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
 
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist
Extremism
  
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death
to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your  Money)
  
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay,
 Maybe Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
 
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
  
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
  
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
  
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
 
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
 
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign
 
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
 
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
 (For Most Tax Brackets)
 
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians  

Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes"
  
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
  
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars
at Work
 
(LBC) -->Montana:  Home of Montana Bob.  At Least Our Cows Are Sane.

Nebraska: Bring your Yamaha to Omaha
 
Nevada: Whores and Gambling!
 
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right Here!
 
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
  
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent,  You Have the Right
to an Attorney...
  
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
 
North Dakota: We Really ARE One of the 50 States!
 
Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
 
Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
 
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
  
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
 
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island, Honest!
 
South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't
Actually  Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
 
Tennessee: The Educashun State
 
Texas: Si' Hablamos Ingle's  (Yes, we speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont:  Ayuh!
 
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?
 
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and
 Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
 
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
  
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese

Wyoming: Wynot?




Steve Byers
Havelock, NC USA
'73 Midget GAN5UD126009G  "OO NINE"
"It is better to remain silent, and be thought a fool
than to speak, and remove all doubt"  -- Mark Twain


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