Got this from another list - thought you lot would have some fun...
BTW Toby, got the tshirts in Australia yesterday - brilliant!
Cheers
Leigh Ellen
> Car acronyms
>
> AUDI
> Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
> Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
> All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
> All Unnecessary Devices Installed
>
> BMW
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
>
> BUICK
> Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
> Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
>
> DODGE
> Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FORD
> Fix Or Repair Daily
> Found On Road, Dead
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
>
> GM
> General Maintenance
>
> GMC
> Garage Man's Companion
>
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
> Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
>
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
>
> MAZDA
> Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every
> day.
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
>
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
>
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
>
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
> Virtually Worthless
>
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