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Since Ya'll like animal jokes so much.. NLBC

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Subject: Since Ya'll like animal jokes so much.. NLBC
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 09:59:42 -0400
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Mating Bulls


A man takes his wife to the stock show.  They start heading down the alley
that had all of the bulls. 

They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50
times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you
could learn from him."  

They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65times
last year." 

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."  

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365
times last year."  The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365
times last year.   That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this
one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times with
the same cow."

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