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Y2K warning, this could happen to you

To: Barry Matthews <barry.matthews@juno.com>, "BLBen19210@aol.com" <BLBen19210@aol.com>, Kyle Copeland <kcope@mounet.com>, Melia Dickson <melia.dickson@wcom.com>, "REMOLLERE@aol.com" <REMOLLERE@aol.com>, Rick & Jennifer <anderson@weirdness.com>, "Spridgets@autox.team.net" <Spridgets@autox.team.net>, "virtualvairs@corvair.hostway.com" <virtualvairs@corvair.hostway.com>
Subject: Y2K warning, this could happen to you
From: Patton Dickson <kpdii@mindspring.com>
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 1999 9:44:28 -0800
Reply-to: Patton Dickson <kpdii@mindspring.com>
Sender: owner-spridgets@autox.team.net
January 4, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 
year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave 
per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 
years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay 
check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and 
interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,
Automated Payroll Processing
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Patton Dickson - Madison, MS - http://members.xoom.com/spridget/
'67 AH Sprite
'65 Corvair 110/4sp Monza Vert
'23 Model T Speedster


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