Frank,
Thanks for posting that - I laughed so hard I have to wipe the coffee off of
my screen! The part about the clue musk/clue mating dance had me rolling!
Hoping Paddy never gets a Spridget.
Dave Camp
79 Migdet
-----Original Message-----
From: Frank Clarici <spritenut@Exit109.com>
To: spridgets@autox.team.net <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Date: Wednesday, August 11, 1999 9:14 PM
Subject: Other Car lists
>You people have GOT to read this message.
>It was forwarded to my son's VW list.
>This also proves once again that our list and our listers are the Worlds
>Best!
>
>Caution, there is a bit of foul language in the following message from
>the Volvo list. The ending gets real good.
>
>
>> > > To: "Turbobricks Mailing List" <>
>> > >
>> > > On 01/07/99, ""kris" <>" wrote:
>> > > > You might have to shorten the length of the westgate rod
>> > >
>> Mr. Kris: The word you are looking for is WASTEgate, not westgate.
>> That's not just a spelling error, Kris--that's laziness. Laziness
>> builds bad
>> cars.
>> > >
>> > > > with mine.You also might already have a leak in your
>> intercooler
>> hoses,which
>> > > > is bleeding off boost-i would look very closely into this
>> before
>> cranking up
>> > > > the boost chances are you have a bad leak in one of the hoses.
>> > >
>> Wellnow. Aren't we suddenly the expert on leaks! Don't you think
>> two
>> weeks is an awfulgoshdarn short time in which to become so
>> experienced in
>> fixing leaks you were complaining about not being able to fix?
>> > >
>> > > > I purchased an '84 242 ti a little over a year ago and am just
>> now
>> > > > REALLY tinkering with it.
>> > >
>> You don't need to remind us of that! We *remember* your
>> "tinkering"...with
>> old pistons in a new motor...with several inexplicably-broken oil
>> pumps...with nonworking door latches...
>> > >
>> > > > Anyway, I put a VDO boost pressure
>> > > > gauge in and found much to my suprise I found that I was
>> putting
>> > > > out only 4 PSI.
>> > >
>> Gee whiz! What a surprise! Do you think those worn-out pistons in
>> those
>> worn-out (or freshly-bored) cylinders could be letting all your boost
>> into
>> the crankcase, causing all the oil leaks and smoking you've been
>> bitching
>> about lately?
>> ...naaaaaaaaaah.
>> > >
>> > > > My guess is that the prior owner had but an
>> > > > intercooler in it but never adjusted the wastegate.
>> > >
>> That, Kris, was not a sentence, although this time you spelled
>> "wastegate" correctly. So what is it with you? Do you have
>> intermittent
>> incompetence that kicks in and out like a faulty overdrive? Or are
>> you maybe
>> just
>> having a big joke on us all by pretending to be an imbecile and
>> watching
>> those of us who are charitable towards people with problems waste our
>> time with you?
>> > >
>> > > > Well.. here I come along and find that I am WAY below a
>> normal
>> > >
>> We know that already!
>> > >
>> > > > WAY below a normal boost pressure
>> > >
>> Oh...not the self-realization it seemed to be...
>> > >
>> > > > I put a good number of turns on the linkage and boost went up
>> about
>> > > > 3 PSI. About 2 weeks later, I decide to really crank on the
>> pressure
>> > > > and I adjusted it in even more. Much to my suprise the max
>> boost
>> > > > did not get any higher adjusted the linkage all the way down.
>> That
>> netted me
>> > > > about 1 psi.
>> > >
>> So you're saying that several wrong settings gave you several wrong
>> boost pressures. And your point would be...?
>> > >
>> > > > Anyone have any idea why I would be limited to 8 PSI
>> > > > with the boost linkage basically cranked all the way down to
>> max
>> > > > pressure?
>> > >
>> BECAUSE THE PISTONS ARE WORN DOWN TO BLOODY STUMPS, YOU THUNDERING
>> MORON!
>> > >
>> > > > Seems to me that I should be blowing the hoses off.
>> > >
>> Yes, you should be blowing off hoses. I imagine you'd do very well
>> at
>> blowing off hoses, considering all the blowing-off practice you
>> obviously
>> got during what was supposed to be your education.
>> > >
>> > > > Can someone send a clue my way?
>> > >
>> No, Kris, we cannot--As we say here in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't
>> pour piss
>> out of a boot with
>> instructions on the heel. And do you know why that is so? It's
>> because
>> you're
>> clueless, son! Completely clueless! You wouldn't have a clue if
>> somebody
>> *faxed* it to you!
>> And what is more, you couldn't *get* a clue if you stripped naked and
>> soaked your pallid hide in clue musk, then did the clue mating dance
>> in
>> a field full of horny clues during the height of clue mating season!
>> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the
>> same species as
>> you. Your life is a monument to stupidity. Try to edit your
>> responses of
>> unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your
>> insight.
>> The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to
>> readers,
>> but they will be able to access it more rapidly. And what meaning do
>> you
>> expect
>> your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing,
>> inexperienced
>> opinion
>> to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe
>> that your
>> tiny-fisted
>> tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
>> spinning
>> rabidly in a
>> circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? On a good day you're a
>> half-wit.
>> You remind
>> me of dogshit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You
>> have the
>> personality of
>> wallpaper. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You
>> are
>> degenerate,
>> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I
>> despise
>> everything
>> about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how
>> incredibly
>> stupid you are.
>> I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so
>> stupid that
>> it goes way
>> beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
>> You are
>> trans-stupid
>> stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even
>> the
>> neutrons have collapsed.
>> Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity
>> stupid.
>> Blazing hot mid-day
>> sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our
>> entire
>> galaxy emits
>> in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing
>> in our
>> universe can really
>> be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the
>> original
>> big bang of stupid.
>> Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as
>> to be
>> beyond
>> the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This
>> is an
>> epiphany of stupid for
>> me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't
>> have
>> enough strength left
>> to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about
>> unimportant
>> trivia, or any of
>> the rest of this drivel. The only thing worse than your logic is
>> your
>> manners. I have snipped
>> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't
>> really say
>> anything. Your attempt
>> at creativity was pitiful. Maybe later in life, after you have
>> learned to
>> read, write, spell, and count,
>> you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that
>> many of
>> us normal
>> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
>> But we
>> sometimes
>> forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find
>> these things
>> more difficult. If
>> I had known that this was your casethen I would have never read your
>> post. It
>> just wouldn't have
>> been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
>> the best
>> of luck in the emotional
>> and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
>>
>> NOW PISS OFF!!!
>>
>> Paddy O'Phuerntshur
>> Las Trevlas, TX
>> '81 242GT B230ET "specially modified"
>> '81 245GT B230ET "Did it come from the factory like that?"
>> '82 242GT waiting for special modifications...snicker...
>
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