No offense intended ...
( also no lbc content )
>> > >> There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where
>> > >> the following people are stranded:
>> > >> * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
>> > >> * 2 French men and 1 French woman
>> > >> * 2 German men and 1 German woman
>> > >> * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
>> > >> * 2 English men and 1 English woman
>> > >> * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
>> > >> * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
>> > >> * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
>>One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere:
>> > >>
>>The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
>>
>>The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in
>>a "menage a trois".
>>
>>The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate
>>with the German woman.
>>
>>The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
>>cleaning and cooking for them.
>>
>>The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
>>English woman.
>>
>>The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the
woman
>>and started swimming.
>>
>>The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
woman
>>keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the
>>true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are
>>low.
>> > >>
>> - The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and
>> setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the
>> picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
>> coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting
>> any...
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