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Re: Test Joke

To: Rick Feibusch <rfeibusch@loop.com>
Subject: Re: Test Joke
From: Carolyn/Rick <walters@mail.softcom.net>
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 1999 07:59:07 -0700
Cc: spridgets@autox.team.net
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Reply-to: Carolyn/Rick <walters@mail.softcom.net>
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Sounds like a Dilburt Joke.

Rick

Rick Feibusch wrote:

> ***************************************************
>
> "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists
> can never earn as much as business executives and sales
> people."
>
> This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
> equation based on the following two postulates:
>
> 1. Knowledge is Power.
> 2. Time is Money.
>
> As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
>
> Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
> then Knowledge = Work/Money.
>
> Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
>
> Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
> infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
>
> Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Rick

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