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LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS (NO LBC)

To: "Spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>, "Eldon Johnson" <ejohnson@whro.net>
Subject: LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS (NO LBC)
From: "Larry Miller" <millerls@ado13.com>
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 08:51:20 -0800
Reply-to: "Larry Miller" <millerls@ado13.com>
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 Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....

 Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling
 very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
 Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

 God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
 and that it would be a woman.

 He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook
 for you,and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for
 you. She will always agree with every decision you make.

 She will bear your children and never ask you to get
 up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

 She will not nag you and will always be the first to
 admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.

 She will never have a headache and will freely give
 you love and passion whenever you need it.

 Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
 
 God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....













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