> A Canadian is having his 'petit dejeuner' (coffee, croissants, bread,
> butter &
> jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
>
> The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a
> conversation.
>
> American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
>
> Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
> American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In the States, we
> only eat
> what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
> transform them
> into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on
> his face.
> The Canadian listens in silence.
>
> The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with the bread??"
>
> Canadian: "Of Course."
>
> American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.
> In the
> States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
> seeds, and
> left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell
> the jam
> to Canada."
>
> The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
>
> American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
>
> Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
>
> American: "We throw them away, of course."
>
> Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle
> them, melt
> them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."
>
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