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Re: Pierre, you fighter pilot ...(no LBC)

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Subject: Re: Pierre, you fighter pilot ...(no LBC)
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 10:42:23 -0500charset="iso-8859-1"

>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: Wright, Willie L [mailto:Wright.Willie@HQ.NAVY.MIL]
>>Sent: Tuesday, December 28, 1999 2:43 PM
>>To: 'susan @ work'
>>Subject: Pierre, you fighter pilot ...
>>
>>FYI
>>-----Original Message-----
>>Pierre, you fighter pilot, you!
>>Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
>a
>>pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.  It's a beautiful day, and love
>>is in the air.
>>Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"  Pierre grabs a
>>bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.  "What are you doing,
>>Pierre?" says the startled Marie.  "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I
>>have red meat, I have red wine!"  She smiles and they start kissing.
>>Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
>>Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
>on
>>her breasts.  "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
>>"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot!  When I have white meat, I have white
>>wine!"
>>She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
>>steam up.  Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
much
>>lower!"  Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours
>>it in her lap.  He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
>>Marie shrieks and dives into the river Seine.  Standing waist deep, Marie
>>throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE
>>HELL DO YOU  THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,
"I
>>am Pierre, the fighter pilot!
>>If I go down, I go down in flames!"
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