>> A dedicated General Motors union worker was attending a convention in
>> Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels nearby.
>> When he got to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union
>> "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
>> Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?
>> "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20." She says.
>> Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
>> street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
>> His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madam
>> happily responded, "Why yes sir, this IS A UNION HOUSE!"
>> The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
>> "The Girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
>> "That's more like it!" The General Motors man said.
>> He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
>> "I'd like her for the night."
>> "I'm sure you would, sir," said the madam, then, gesturing to an obese
>> sixty-five year old woman in the corner,
>> "but Ethel here has seniority.