Remember when you bought the Zeibart undercoating with your new car? They
would charge about $800 and guarantee that your car would not rust through
for 6yr/100K mi. When you filed your claim to get the rust repaired they
simply refunded your money and said tough luck!!!
Always too cheap to buy Zeibart!
----- Original Message -----
From Frank Clarici <spritenut at Exit109.com>
To: Ron Soave <email@example.com>
Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 10:46 PM
Subject: Re: More Geico - long, but you should see this
> Ron Soave wrote:
> > Good list, good good list. As a result of our thread,
> > the BGT comes off Geico next week - I don't think I
> > could deal with 28 years of depreciation.
> Typical insurance crap. Don't even get me started.
> Insurance = marketing
> people who buy it = suckers.
> I am also now selling insurance. You buy a paint job policy from me for
> $2000 every 6 months, and I will guarantee your paint job for the life
> of the paint!
> Stone chip riders are extra, much extra, bird dropping riders are also
> available at 10% discounts if you live where there are no birds,
> accident damage is excluded, as are acts of war, acts of god, acts of
> kids, acts of congress,
> I will repaint your car at the Earl Schrive of your choice. Your paint
> job starts to depriciate 90% on day 1 and goes down from there.
> In the event that I must pay, your rates will triple and as soon as you
> pay me, you will be canceled.
> The above words have been changed but the general idea is all too real.
> Frank Clarici
> Toms River, NJ
> If you are not living on the edge,
> You're taking up too much space!