If you guts really want to see the cat bath here is the copy that I
have in the joke file.
Enjoy, Brad
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>Cat bathing ideas to start your weekend !
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>Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like myself, are very
>concerned
>about their hygiene.
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>1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
>both lids lifted.
>3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
>bathroom.
>4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
>lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
> CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as
>his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
>5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash
and
>rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
>6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are
>no people between the toilet and the outside door.
>7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
>lids.
>8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
>where he will dry himself.
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> Sincerely,
> The DOG
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