Sounds like just what this country needs.................a tax
reduction!!!!!!!!!!
Larry Macy wrote:
> -----------------------------
> London, 10th November 2000
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America,
>
> Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern
> yourselves
> and, by
> extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation of
> your
> independence. Her
> Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over
> all
> states,
> commonwealths and other territories.
>
> To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply
> with
> the following
> acts:
>
> 1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
> 2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
> 3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
> 4. Declare war on Quebec
>
> Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
> ensure the
> acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
>
> Thank you for your cooperation and... cheerio!
>
> ----------------- End Forwarded Message -----------------
>
> Larry Macy
> 78 Midget
>
> Keep your top down and your chin up.
>
> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> System Manager/Administrator
> Neuropsychiatry Section
> Department of Psychiatry
> University of Pennsylvania
> 3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
> Philadelphia, PA 19104
>
> Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a
> question and you're a fool for the rest of your life.
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