Back again ... here's more of the Dark Humor!
Sue
You know you've owned a BC too long when ....
You always park downhill.
The guy at the parts house is listed as a dependent on your income tax
form.
You get in a car and are surprised when all of the instruments work.
You tell your wife that you were out until 3am because the car broke
down ... and she believes you.
The family is no longer upset in having to share the dinner table with a
bunch of SU parts.
You don't trust anyone named Lucas.
When your generator dies, you just pull another out of your Lucas pile
of bits.
You wash your hands before working in the engine compartment.
You'd rather give the family pit bull a bath than tune your SU
carburetors again.
You allow four hours for a trip: three for repairs and one for driving.
You can unstick a jammed starter in the dark, in the rain, in five
minutes, and don't think it's a big deal.
There's no oil on the garage floor, so you know the car's completely
empty.
Your car makes a funny sound and you immediately know what's wrong, how
much it will cost, and what tools you will need to repair it.
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