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Re: vasectomy ( no lbc )

To: "Spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: vasectomy ( no lbc )
Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2001 10:17:49 -0400
That would be: "He spent a great many hours . . . "


-----Original Message-----

>I have my 'on' days, I guess.  My grandfather O'Reilly had the true gift.
>He spent a great many hows sitting at the bar and setting people up for who
>knows what.  His favorite preamble was: "I read in the <name of newspaper>
>that . . . " BS starts.
>
>Sounds like you're setting someone on the list up to feed them owl dung
>while they think it is PowerBar and you'll still be able to say afterwards
>that you told them it was owl dung.  :)
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>>LOLOL--You sound like someone who can spin a tale at the drop of a  hat
and
>>keep it going. A true gift.  I always liked to tell the kids (high school
>and
>>middle school) tales when I took them to backcountry--one of my favorites
>was
>>to take a Power Bar, or similar granola bar,  pull bits off it and roll
>them
>>up kind of elongated and pointed at the end and lay them on the trail.
>Then
>>we would "happen" upon them with the group of kids.  I would point out
that
>>we had just stumbled on the feces of a rare owl, and you could identify
>that
>>owl by tasting the feces, which I would do.  The looks on their faces has
>>always been memorable. LOL  And especially when I give them the
opportunity
>>to taste them.
>>
>>----David C.



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