A couple of Aggies in rural Texas are out in the woods when one of
them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes
are
rolled back in his head.
The other Aggie whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the
operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I
can
help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
...There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The Aggie's voice comes
back
on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"
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