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Subject: Fwd: MEMORIES OF BILL NO LBC>>>DEMOS DELETE!
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2001 19:50:16 EDT
Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation,=20
=A0 because your character is what you really are, while your reputation=20
=A0 is merely what others think of you.

"Remember, there is no lifeguard in the gene pool." GGLiddy
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After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a 
phrase to describe the Clinton Era.  It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven 
that you CAN get sex from Aides.

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, 
Ball State and Bringham Young.

Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation. They added  
an 11th commandment:  "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff."

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton:  All these women coming forward, and 
not one is his sister!

Finally!

Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to  
become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a 
deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"



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