Ed's Financial Advice

"Investment Advice?"

If you bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the
beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the
beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit,
you would have $79.

Investment advice: start drinking heavily.  (or not)

Anon