Fly balls and infants and fingernails

Alright, the devil is making me do it.  I have been itching to paraphrase 
your closing quote:

  "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and
   saving a fingernail, she will choose to save the 
   fingernail without even considering if there are men on
   base." - Dave Barry modified by Kitterer

See, that's about what the fly ball means to some of us.  See  you in the 
garage, though.

Annice.
1960 Bugeye (Mk. IV in disguise)
1966 Sprite Mk. III (Still in Boxes)