The Siren
A fire fighter is working on the engine
outside the station when he notices a
little girl next door in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the side and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet
and has the wagon handle tied to a dog
and a cat.
The fire fighter walks over to take a closer
look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire
fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to
the large dog's collar and also to the
cat's testicles!
"Little partner, " the fire fighter says, "I
don't want to tell you how to run your
fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope
around your cat's collar, I think you
could probably go faster."
The little girl says, "You're probably right
...but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
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