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Subject: Miracle TP Treatment-crass joke-NO LBC CONTENT
Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 14:36:19 -0800 (PST)
 Miraculous Toilet Paper Treatment

 Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of
 the mirror, complaining to her husband that her
 breasts are too small. Instead of his standard
response of reassuring her that wasn't
 the case, her husband uncharacteristically comes
 up with a suggestion.

 "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
 take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
 breasts for a few seconds."
 Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece
 of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror,
 rubbing it between her breasts.

 "How long will this take?" she asks.

 "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he
 replies.

 The wife stops, "Why do you think rubbing a piece
 of toilet paper between my breasts every day will
 make my breasts grow over the years?"

 "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

 He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may
 even walk again.
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