> A salesman was traveling between towns in California and got a flat
tire.
> In the middle of nowhere. Checking the spare, he found that it was flat,
> too. His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to
> the nearest town.
>
> The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window
> to the salesman "Need a lift?"
>
> "Yes, I do", replied the salesman.
>
> "You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.
>
> "A Republican," replied the salesman. "Go to Hell!" yelled the old man as
> he sped off.
>
> The next to stop rolled down the window and asked the same question, to
> which the salesman gave the same answer "Republican."
>
> The driver gave him the finger and drove off.
>
> The salesman thought it over, and decided that maybe he should change his
> approach, since there appeared to be few Republicans in this area.
> The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a
> beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked him if he were a
Democrat
> or Republican.
>
> "Democrat!", shouted the salesman.
>
> "Hop in!" replied the blonde.
> Driving down the road, he couldn't help but stare at
> the gorgeous woman in the seat next to him. The wind blowing through her
> hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and
> higher up her thighs.
>
> Finally, he yelled "STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!" She slammed on the
brakes,
> and as soon as the car stopped, he jumped out.
>
> "What's the matter?" she asked.
>
> "I can't take it!" he replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes
> and already I want to screw somebody!"
Dave
60 Bugeye
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