> A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings, Bruno, has
> screwed him for ten million bucks. Bruno happens to be deaf, so the
> Godfather brings along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
>
> The Godfather asks the underling:
> "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
> The lawyer, using sign language, asks Bruno where the 10million is.
>
> Bruno signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about. The lawyer
> tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking
> about."
>
> That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
> underling's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"
>
> The lawyer signs to Bruno: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
> tell him!"
>
> Bruno signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase in
> locker 109 down at the bus depot.
>
> The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
>
> The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the
> trigger
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