To all you MEN out there, this is just for
"""FUN"""! If you take it serious,,I know of a
good WOMAN counselor you can speak with,,or
she will SPEAK to you! lol lol lol lol
> > This is a good one! Facts About Men
> >
> > Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
> > marriage. They've experienced pain and bought
> > jewelry.
> >
> > Marrying a divorced man is ecologically
> responsible.
> > In a world where there are more women than men, it
> > pays to recycle.
> >
> > Men are very confident people. My husband is so
> > confident that when he watches sports on
> television,
> > he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his
> > team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the
> > players from our living room.
> >
> > Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in
> > the
> > morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their
> > psyches.
> >
> > All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep
> with
> > one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
> >
> > A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner.
> > These men usually have jobs and bathe.
> >
> > All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our
> > relationship." These seven words strike fear in
> the
> > heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
> >
> > Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has
> > built
> > a fire and the last log does not burn, he will
> take
> > it
> > personally.
> >
> > Men have an easier time buying bathing suits.
> > Women have two types: depressing and more
> > depressing.
> > Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
> >
> > Men have higher body temperatures than women. If
> > your heating goes out in winter, I recommend
> > sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable
> > heaters that snore.
> >
> > Women take clothing much more seriously than men.
> > I've never seen a man walk into a party and say
> "Oh,
> > my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here.
> > There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
> >
> > Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's
> > department is usually on the first floor of a
> > department store, two inches from the door.
> >
> > If you're dating a man who you think just might be
> > "Mr.Right," if he only
> > a) got older,
> > b) got a new job, or
> > c) visited a psychiatrist,
> > you are in for a nasty surprise. The
> > cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons
> and
> > butterflies.
> >
> > No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary
> Grant
> > is on record saying he wished he could be Cary
> > Grant.
> >
> > When four or more men get together, they talk
> about
> > sports.
> >
> > When four or more women get together, they talk
> > about men.
> >
> > Men are less sentimental than women. No man has
> ever
> > seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
> >
> > Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I
> > emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men
> are
> > outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
> >
> > If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he
> > didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he
> > didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
> >
> > Getting rid of a man without hurting his
> masculinity
> > is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see
> you
> > again" might sound like a challenge. If you want
> to
> > get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you...
> I
> > want to marry you... I want to have your
> children."
> > Sometimes they leave skid marks.
> >
> > Men are self-confident because they grow up
> > identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad
> > self-images because they grow up identifying with
> > Barbie.
> >
> > Male menopause is a lot more fun than female
> > menopause. With female menopause you gain weight
> and
> > get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date
> > young girls and drive motorcycles.
> >
> > Men forget everything; women remember everything.
> >
> > That's why men need instant replays in sports.
> > They've already forgotten what happened.
> >
BREE!
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