Oh my God !! - and I didn't even know anyone was watching me!
----- Original Message -----
From "Gerard" <pixelsmith at gerardsgarage.com>
To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: 25 January 2003 05:16
Subject: A. A. A. D. D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)
> I think more than a few of you will be able to relate to this.
Enjoy...
>
> Gerard
>
> >
> >They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.
> >
> >I have recently been diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.
> >
> >- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...
> >
> >
> >This is how it goes:
> >
> >I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and
> >
> >notice the mail on the table.
> >
> >OK, I'm going to wash the car.
> >
> >But first I'm going to go through the mail.
> >
> >I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I
notice the
> >trash can is full.
> >
> >OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out,
> >
> >but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway,
> >
> >I'll pay these few bills first.
> >
> >Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My
extra
> >checks are in my desk.
> >
> >Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
> >
> >I'm going to look for those checks.
> >
> >But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer,
> >
> >or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.
> >
> >I head towards the kitchen and the fish catch my eye, they
> >need to be fed.
> >
> >I set the coke on the counter and uh oh!
> >
> >There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd
> >better put them away first. Oh damn the flowers need watering.
> >
> >I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots -
> >
> >Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.
> >
> >We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to
watch
> >television so I'd better put it back in the family room where It
belongs.
> >
> >I throw some food at the fish, splash some water into the pots and
onto the
> >floor,
> >
> >I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back
down the
> >hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?
> >
> >End of Day:
> >
> >The car isn't washed,
> >
> >the bills are unpaid,
> >
> >the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,
> >
> >the flowers are half watered,
> >
> >the checkbook still only has one check in it
> >
> >and I can't seem to find my car keys!
> >
> >When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today,
> >
> >I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!
> >
> >I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT
> >
> >FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...
> >
----- Original Message -----
From "Gerard" <pixelsmith at gerardsgarage.com>
To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: 25 January 2003 05:16
Subject: A. A. A. D. D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)
> I think more than a few of you will be able to relate to this.
Enjoy...
>
> Gerard
>
> >
> >They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.
> >
> >I have recently been diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.
> >
> >- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...
> >
> >
> >This is how it goes:
> >
> >I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and
> >
> >notice the mail on the table.
> >
> >OK, I'm going to wash the car.
> >
> >But first I'm going to go through the mail.
> >
> >I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I
notice the
> >trash can is full.
> >
> >OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out,
> >
> >but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway,
> >
> >I'll pay these few bills first.
> >
> >Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My
extra
> >checks are in my desk.
> >
> >Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
> >
> >I'm going to look for those checks.
> >
> >But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer,
> >
> >or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.
> >
> >I head towards the kitchen and the fish catch my eye, they
> >need to be fed.
> >
> >I set the coke on the counter and uh oh!
> >
> >There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd
> >better put them away first. Oh damn the flowers need watering.
> >
> >I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots -
> >
> >Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.
> >
> >We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to
watch
> >television so I'd better put it back in the family room where It
belongs.
> >
> >I throw some food at the fish, splash some water into the pots and
onto the
> >floor,
> >
> >I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back
down the
> >hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?
> >
> >End of Day:
> >
> >The car isn't washed,
> >
> >the bills are unpaid,
> >
> >the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,
> >
> >the flowers are half watered,
> >
> >the checkbook still only has one check in it
> >
> >and I can't seem to find my car keys!
> >
> >When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today,
> >
> >I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!
> >
> >I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT
> >
> >FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...
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