spridgets
[Top] [All Lists]

LBC Humor...

To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: LBC Humor...
Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2003 08:46:41 -0600
Cc: <midgetsprites@yahoo.com>
Blonde Driver
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with her BMW. It
lacked individuality and besides, every other broker in the
office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual,
perhaps an MG convertible.
She visited a local car dealer and saw a beautiful Jaguar XK140
convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love
with it's gorgeous lines and red paint. An empty cheque stub
later and off she was, tearing down the leafy country lanes
enjoying her beautiful new car.

Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring
from the stereo, what could possibly be better? What could
possibly go wrong?

As that thought crossed her mind, there was a splutter from
the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out
and lifted the bonnet and concluded that she didn't have a clue
as to what was wrong. She grabbed her pocket phone and called
the AutoClub. A short while later a bright shiny yellow tow
truck pulled up behind her.

'That's a lovely car,' says the mechanic. 'What seems to be the
matter?'

Well, it just conked out I'm afraid.'

'Let me have look.' He set to work and ten minutes later the
engine was purring like a cat again.

'Thank goodness,' she said. 'What was the matter ?'

'Simple really, just crap in the carburetor,' he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, 'Oh, OK. How many times a week do
I have to do that?'


Robert B. Houston





<Prev in Thread] Current Thread [Next in Thread>
  • LBC Humor..., Unknown <=