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Irish Beer  

At a world  brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing 
organizations  retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. 
 
Bruce, CEO of  Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best 
bladdy beer in  the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate." 
 
Bob, CEO of  Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest 
beers of the  world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud." 
 
Hans steps up  next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein 
Becks, ya ist der  real King of beers, danke." 
 
Paddy, CEO of  Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke 
with ice and  lemon. ?Tanks." 
 
The others stare  at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their 
faces.  

Eventually Bruce  asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" 
 
Paddy replies  "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am 
 I!





 
Robert  Houston
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Subject: Irish Beer 
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 18:34:03 +0000 

Irish Beer 

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing 
organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. 

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best 
bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate." 

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers 
of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud." 

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein 
Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke." 

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke 
with ice and lemon. ?Tanks." 

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their 
faces. 

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" 

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!