New Supermarket

["Jim Johnson" <bmwwxman@gmail.com>]

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to
keep the produce fresh.  Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness
the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is
filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.