Cheez!! What a buncha wussies!! The only hard thing about driving in
England is reversing out of a parking slot in a LHD car and ending up
in the proper lane! Otherwise, it's duck soup! I can shift equally
well with my left hand! Moreover, for 2 years I drove my new LHD Fiat
850 Coupe all over Britain with nary a dent or prang!
Cheers!!
Jim - 68 Midget in Dodge City
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On 10/7/07, Robert Bruce Evans <b-evans@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Ron Soave wrote: "Didn't you do a little driving at first, right up until
> your first REM cycle?"
>
> You bet I did! Many over their appreciate my Road Engineering Management
> expertise. You see, the British Government and I have a arrangement
> whereby since I know the roads so well, and I can drive them with my eyes
> closed, I will do just that in order to make a valued determination of the
> straightness of their lane markings, as well as the points where it is
> necessary to widen their highways. Simple as that.
>
> At the same time, you see, before we left, Frank swore upon Horler that he
> would NEVER drive in England, because it was on the wrong side of the road.
>
> Unfortunately, Frank, totally unaware of the manner of driving on the
> opposite side of the road in the U.K., was cowardly hiding beneath the
> dash. Determined that I had to in someway induce him into making a brave
> attempt at driving, thereby proving to the World. Fortunately, my Road
> Engineering Management efforts came into play at the same time and awakened
> him to BEG me for the opportunity to prove himself worthy of assuming the
> mantle of Stirling Moss.
>
> I do hope that that full and truthful account proves of assistance. Of
> this I swear.
>
> Buste
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