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To: "Datsun Roadsters" <datsun-roadsters@autox.team.net>
Subject: Re: [Spridgets] Unsub instructions was Get me off this list
From: Lester Ewing <oldsaabguy@comcast.net>
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:24:02 -0600
On Dec 13, 2007, at 6:02 AM, Joe wrote:

> The mail coming in here is crazy! How do I stop this? Help!
>
>
>
> Joe Kerick Spridgets list is pleased to acknowledge your UNSUBSCRIBE
> request.  Because of the unprecedented increase in the volume
> of both SUBSCRIBE and UNSUBSCRIBE requests, we have
> found it necessary to introduce a new procedure, as follows:
>
>                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> To effectuate UNSUBSCRIBE, you must carefully comply with the
> following instructions.
>
> First, send an E-mail message to your Internet Provider reqesting
> an Unsubscribing Kit be sent to you by regular mail.  When you
> have received the kit, do the following in the order given. THIS IS
> IMPORTANT!
>
> The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type.  Depending
> on your requirements, System A and/or System B can be used.
> When operating System A, depress the yellow lever and the
> Unsubscriber will be dispensed through the slot immediately
> underneath.  When you have fastened the adhesive lip as
> instructed, attach the connector marked by a large "X" to the
> outlet hose.  Twist the silver-colored ring located approximately
> one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock.  (You
> should feel and hear a gentle "click".)  The Unsubscribing Kit is
> now ready for use.
>
> The Unsubscriber is activated by the small switch on the lip of the
> unit.  Before pressing the switch, however, it is important that you
> first twist the chartreuse ring to the the ring to the left (counter-
> clockwise) until the two orange lines meet.  Press the switch firmly,
> then disconnect.  Be sure to replace the Unsubscriber in the handy
> receptacle located toward the rear of the unit so that it will be  
> available
> for subsequent use.
>
> The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
> release switch places the Unsubscriber into position; it can be  
> adjusted
> manually up or down by pressing the blue release button.  The opening
> is normally self-adjusting, but occasionally must be leveled manually.
> To secure after use, press the green button.  This simultaneously
> activates the evaporator and returns the Unsubscriber to its storage
> location.
>
> You may log off if the green exit light is on. If the red light is  
> illuminated,
> however, one of the Unsubscriber requirements has not been properly
> implemented. In this eventuality, firmly press the "List Guy" call  
> button
> on the right of the evaporator. Assuming he is not otherwise occupied
> at the time of your call, he will secure all facilities from his  
> control panel
> at the offices of your Internet Server.
>
> If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off  mode, press the indicated blue  
> button.
> When the twin panels open, pull  control unit forward using the rings
> marked A & B.  The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has  
> three
> settings:low, medium and high. For normal use, the medium setting is
> suggested. After these settings have  been made, you may activate the
> device by switching the clearly marked red switch to the "ON"  
> position.
>
> If you find it necessary to alter the settings during the  
> unsubscribing
> operation, first place the override switch in the "OFF" position.  
> You may
> now make the settings change and repeat the cycle.
>
> When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and proceed with
> whatever other business is at hand.
>
> IMPORTANT NOTE: None of the above will be operative if by chance
> someone at your E-mail address has subscribed "In Perpetuity". Should
> that be the case,  please immediately advise this office by return E- 
> mail.
> You may include any other questions you might have.
>
> It is indeed a pleasure for us to be of service to you.
>
> The <Turbo!> List Moderator
>
>                                                        ###
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