A little humor for a crummy monday.
I'm not going to buy my kids an Encyclopedia, Let them walk to school like I
had to.
Yogi Berra
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From: Rodney Chevalier
To: njuliebell@aol.com ; Allen ; Allison Chin ; Always Clear Glass ; Barbara
LaBombard ; Bobbi Ulloa ; Brad Lambert ; Elizabeth Rose ; Jim Fournier ;
Joanna Dominy ; Joanne Mallett ; karen ; Marilyn Bell ; Mark Arnold ; Mary Ann
Greem ; MATT BRELOSKI ; Pat Tom ; Patti J. Roberts ; Rich Selk ; Robbie ;
Sharon and Dave ; steve labombard ; Theresa Chevalier
Sent: Monday, March 02, 2009 10:05 AM
Subject: Fw: If My Body was a Car
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Betty Vallier <blv662@sbcglobal.net>
To: Wanda Douglas <wldouglas@sbcglobal.net>; Debbie Fay
<dlfsandi@sbcglobal.net>; Judy Gunderson <jgjunar1@yahoo.com>; Marianna
Grinzafi <edith42@att.net>; Lisa Caringello <duck1280@att.net>; Kathy
Chevalier <ilchevy44@sbcglobal.net>; Bill & Phyl <wcjeffrey@comcast.net>
Sent: Sunday, March 1, 2009 5:57:17 PM
Subject: If My Body was a Car
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the
worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things
up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things, even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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