FW: Harlem Pit Crew
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This
announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's
scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought
about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment;
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team,
as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he
bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able
to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had
changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale
Earnhart Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's
wife in the shower.
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