*Will I Live to see 80?*
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**Here's something to think about.**
**I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
(Now over 60.)
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A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do
you think I'll live to be 80?'
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He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
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'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
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Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
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'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'
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'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,
or bicycling?'
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'No, I don't,' I said.
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He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive British cars, ride motorcycles or have a lot
of sex?'**
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'No,' I said.
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He looked at me and said,...
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*Then, why do you even give a shit?*
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