Simon,
Priceless, not taistless.
Dave Brown, RN
Simon Favre wrote:
> >Since the "membership criteria" is a little lax in this organization, I
> >thought it necessary to conduct the survey below. It's our intention to
> >weed out the perverts (and make sure they're invited to all group
> >functions).
>
> That's Preverts!! Nobody messes with us preverts.
>
> >And remember, we promised tasteless
>
> My membership application hereby submitted:
>
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>
> A gynecologist, tired of his profession and wanting less responsibility,
> decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought he
> decided that being a mechanic, something he had enjoyed up to the time
> he entered college, would be a good profession.
>
> However, it had been a long time since he had tinkered with an engine
> and he knew that to work on any of the newest engines and be able to
> compete with the younger work force, he would have to go to school. So
> he enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching
> mechanics and pretty much aced the course.
>
> The final exam however, required each student to completely strip and
> reassemble a complete engine. So it was with some trepidation he took
> on the task.
>
> At completion, he turned the engine over to his instructors for
> evaluation and awaited his final grade. When the grades were handed out
> he did a double take at the 150% grade he received.
>
> Rather confused, he asked his instructor how it was possible to have a
> grade like this. The instructor replied that it's really quite simple.
> He gave him 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for
> correctly reassembling the engine and an additional 50% for doing it all
> through the muffler.
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