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Subject: Packer fans
From: "Wm. Severin Thompson" <wsthompson@thicko.com>
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 1998 09:14:17 -0800
 APPLICATION TO BECOME A GREEN BAY PACKER FAN
>> PART A   GENERAL INFORMATION
>>
>> Name_________________________
>> Address________________________, (Wisconsin)
>> CB Handle______________________
>> Neck Shade:______Light Red  _______Medium Red______Dark Red
>> Number Of Teeth Exposed Full Grin: (Neither can exceed 3):
>>                 __________Upper      _________ Lower
>> Mobile Home Color:
>>      _________Two-Tone, Brown and White
>>      _________Two-Tone, Pink and White
>>      _________Faded Green and Gold
>> Model Of Pickup Truck:__________  Size Of Tires_________
>> Length of Right Leg________     Length Of Left Leg_________
>>
>>
>>  PART B   COMPLETION
>>
>> Note:  To be accepted, you must be honest and be able to
>> check at least 20 items from questions below.  Note that
>> good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some
>> questions.
>>
>> 1)   My favorite music is:
>>       ____Country   ____Western   ____Anything played on an accordion

>>
>> 2)  My favorite meal is:
>>  _____ Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
>>  _____ Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
>>  _____ Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee
>>  _____ Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
>>  _____ $5.99 Fish fry on Fridays
>>  _____ 7 courses: brat and 6-pack
>>  _____ Pickled eggs and turkey gizzards
>>
>> 3)  Preferred Weapons:
>>  _______ 12 Gauge
>>  _______ Tire Iron
>>  _______ Forehead
>>  _______ Chain Saw
>>  _______ Ice Auger
>>  _______ Fishing Pole
>>  _______ Empty Bottle
>>
>>  4)  Primary Auto:
>>  _________ '67 Ford Galaxy
>>  _________ '67 Ford Galaxy with Transmission
>>  _________ '73 Chevy Impala
>>  _________ '67 Galaxy with '73 Impala Engine
>>  _________ '67 Olds Delta 88
>>  _________ '64 Chevy Belaire Station Wagon
>>
>>
>> 5)  I usually greet people by saying:
>>  ______ "Ya hey dere"
>>  ______ "Dem Packers is playing like a bunch of old women"
>>  ______ "Waddaya think a dem dere Packers"
>>  ______ "Dey should take da whole bunch a dem Madison
>>               Liberals and just line em up and shoot em"
>>  ______ "Ya, dat Lombardi is God"
>>
>> 6)  I can count to:
>>  ____10   ____20   ___20 if I take my boots off
>>
>> 7)  I am:
>>  ____Married    ____Happy    ____Waiting for Packer Season Tickets
>>
>> 8)  My favorite reading material is:
>>  ________ Fishing Facts
>>  ________ Beer Bottle Labels
>>  ________ Guns And Ammo
>>  ________ Today's Mercenary
>>  ________ Polka Digest
>>  ________ Sausage Making
>>
>> 9)  Things I have in my front yard:
>>  ________ Various kitchen appliances
>>  ________ Cars on blocks
>>  ________ Transmissions
>>  ________ Pink flamingos
>>  ________ Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
>>  ________ Bird bath
>>  ________ Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season)
>>
>> 10)  I mostly wear:
>>  _______ Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
>>  _______ Polyester pants with holes and hooded sweatshirt
>>  _______ Green Bay belt buckle
>>  _______ Blaze orange jacket
>>
>> 11)  The most memorable event I ever attended:
>>  ______ Minocqua Moose Call Competition
>>  ______ Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
>>  ______ Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
>>  ______ Evinrude Outboard Motor Finals
>>  ______ Salmon-A-Rama
>>  ______ Free Sample Day At Pick-n-Save
>>
>> 12)  My favorite entertainment is:
>>  ______ Deer hunting while drinking
>>  ______ Watching Green Acres reruns and drinking
>>  ______ Snowmobiling while drinking
>>  ______ Drinking and burping
>>  ______ Drinking and Canasta
>>  ______ Drinking and Pinochle
>>
>> 13)  Pick One:
>>  ________ Someone is helping me read this
>>  ________ Someone is reading this to me
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