William, I am as relaxed as can be. I was just teasing your sense of
humor.....did you leave it somewhere?
LJ
"Wm. Severin Thompson" wrote:
> To Linda... keeper of all the "women related" political correctness...
>
> The original list of jokes contained as many slams against men as women...
>
> Relax, will ya?
>
> WST
>
> See below...
>
> restroom graffiti:
>
> "Friends don't let friends take home ugly men"
> * Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
>
> "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his
> breast plate open."
> * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> "Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
> doesn't die."
> * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
>
> "Beauty is only a light switch away."
> * Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
>
> "I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower
> my standards."
> * Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,
> MA
>
> "If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste
> of life, then let's all get wasted together and
> have the time of our lives."
> * Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
>
> "Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi,
> how are you?"
> * Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
>
> "God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?"
> * The Irish Times, Washington, DC
>
> "Fighting for peace is like screwing for
> virginity."
> * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
>
> "No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
> sick and tired of putting up with her shit."
> * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
> NC
>
> "To do is to be." - Descartes
> "To be is to do." - Voltaire
> "Do be do be do." - Frank Sinatra
> * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ
>
> "At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry."
> * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
>
> "It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
> been anywhere."
> * Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
> Wickenburg, AZ
>
> "Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
> * Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
> MO
>
> "God is dead." - Nietzsche
> "Nietzsche is dead." - God
> * The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC
>
> "If voting could really change things, it would be
> illegal."
> * Revolution Books, New York, New York.
>
> "A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
> testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
> * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
>
> "JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had
> invested?"
> * Men's restroom, American University, Washington,
> DC
>
> "If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
> opposite of progress? Congress!"
> * Men's restroom, House of Representatives,
> Washington, DC
>
> "Express Lane: Five beers or less"
> * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's,
> Phoenix, AZ
>
> "You're too good for him."
> * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
> Debevic's, Beverly Hills
>
> "No wonder you always go home alone."
> * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed
> Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Linda-Jeanne <lindaj@support.warwick.net>
> To: TeamThicko <team-thicko@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Sunday, October 31, 1999 6:26 PM
> Subject: As is this one...
>
> > "no matter how cool you think he is, someone else is tired of his shit"
> > or
> > > something to that effect...
> > >
> > > WST
> >
> > That was no joke, just a great prophecy.
> > E.
> > The Envious Spectator
> >
> >
> >
> >
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