E.:
Due to the excellent behavioral traits
of your cat during my recent visit, I
have revised my New Year's resolutions...
Anytime "cat" is used in a sentence -
all expletives will be omitted.
Whenever a cat is observed in the road -
evasive maneuvers will be attempted.
Should a cat wander into the yard -
no projectile-launching devices will be
used to coax the little mouser to move on.
The computer game Kick the Cat -
will be deleted from my hard drive.
Should a hungry, homeless cat be found at
the doorstep - thoughts of friends who
would really appreciate having the little
kitty will come to mind: so... off to
Petrolati's house it will go ;-)
The tale of Snoball will never be told -
this being an attempt to make ammends and
hopefully avoid the situation of 15 lb.
cats (with a grudge) perched in the rafters
of the tech building.
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Thickos:
Hope you have a happy Thanksgiving holiday
with family, friends, loved ones.
G(s)S
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