It's 3:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting at the
dice table for additional competition. A very attractive lady comes
in and wants to bet $20,000 dollars on a single roll of the dice. The
other two agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm not
wearing underwear." With that she strips naked from the waist down.
She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!
YES! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly
The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of
them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching the dice!"