>A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she
>managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying
>fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "Oh my!" the trooper gasped.
>
>"Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are
>you OK ma'am?"
>
>"Yes, officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.
>
>"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed
>the wrecked car.
>
>"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving
>along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me.
>So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the
left
>and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another
>tree! I swerved to the left and there was"
>
>"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off "there isn't a tree on this
>road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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