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["Wm. Severin Thompson" <wsthompson@thicko.com>]

A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16 oz. can of Miller Lite
The checkout guy looks at her and says,"Single, eh?"
She smiles sweetly and responds, "Yes, how did you guess?"
He replies, "Because you're fuckin' ugly

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