Nuthin' like some "old women" jokes....
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by
from their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading
this 'Sex and Marriage'book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'.
'Mutual orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there - that's all they talk
about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever
have
mutual orgasm?".
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and
said,
"No, I think we had State Farm.
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home
reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and
demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she
could buy
for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much
bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the
size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but
I remember the guy you're talking about."
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