CobMeister wrote:
> In a message dated 4/1/98 8:42:22 AM, you wrote:
>
> <<Naw, you don't send too many messages. Where would this mailing list be
>
> without your mix of good technical info and off the wall humor>>
>
> Humor? When did Steve write something funny?
>
> --Colin
Well, Colin,
You're probably correct. There isn't a lot of humor, and damn little Tiger
content, in my messages.
So it's time I sent you something "funny", and meet the challenge of having
"Tiger Content".
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HERE IT IS, TIGER CONTENT AND ALL!!!!
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's 1965
Sunbeam Tiger, with all the LAT options and original rivets, and headed
north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard,
and the heater doesn't work, of course. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse
and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will
talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, in the
Tiger."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up
his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the
farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and
have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything, including her Le Mans
Tiger!"
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So, how's that for a "little" humor (with Tiger content).
--
Steve Laifman < One first kiss, >
B9472289 < one first love, and >
< one first win, is all >
< you get in this life. >
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